Category Archives: Why You’re Single

{EX}piration Dating – 10 Signs It’s Over.

Posted on December 25, 2013 by The.Pretty.One

I love legendary R&B Crooner Johnny Mathis. His toffee skin and perfectly quaffed hair are everything. If he were 30 years younger and a heterosexual we’d probably be married … or at least that’s how things play out in my … Continue reading →

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Here’s The Thing …

Posted on December 19, 2013 by The.Pretty.One

Relationships, and not necessarily romantic relationships, but relationships in general can be a steaming dysfunctional pile of misery and regret. I read a few days ago “that even business relationships can be unhealthy.” In love and in business you have to make … Continue reading →

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Agreements Vs. Commitment – Wedding Bands Make Her Dance

Posted on October 29, 2013 by The.Pretty.One

Amir, my Persian neighbor is beautiful. No seriously, he is take-your-panties-off … throw caution to the wind … there’s pretty much nothing you could say (or do) short of blasphemy, to make me think you’re unattractive in any shape, form … Continue reading →

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I’m Fake Engaged … To An Astronaut

Posted on August 3, 2013 by The.Pretty.One

Recently, I picked up The Hot Mess Express, a ratchatastical new account, that requires in person meetings three times a week. Most of the Hot Mess Expresses are located in the the kind of neighborhoods that make you carry a … Continue reading →

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“Take Your Panties Off …”

Posted on July 2, 2013 by The.Pretty.One

Take Your Panties Off or not. I haven’t written in sometime now … partly due to the fact that I am 72% positive that I either A. Have a Tape Worm or B. Am experiencing a false pregnancy, as I am … Continue reading →

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To Weave or Not to Weave ~ Adventures in Hair Extensions

Posted on May 6, 2012 by The.Pretty.One

“It was all a dream, I use to read {Seventeen} Magazine … {Tyra} and {Naomi C.} up in the limousine … Hangin’ pictures on my wall. Every Saturday Saved By The Bell, Lisa Turtle’s hair was never in a ball” … Continue reading →

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Solve for E(x)

Posted on April 16, 2012 by The.Pretty.One

I should probably preface this by saying I’ve NEVER been “good” in math. Never. And by not good, I mean I suck at it. And by I suck at it, I mean until two weeks ago I thought the square … Continue reading →

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10 Ways to Stalk errr … “Meet” Mr. Right

Posted on January 24, 2012 by The.Pretty.One

1. The Work Place Stalk. Kelly Clarkson once said “Find a need and fill it.” I say find a need and fake it. Say the object of your affection spends the majority of his days begrudgingly pushing briefs at the … Continue reading →

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What’s In A Name …

Posted on January 22, 2012 by The.Pretty.One

I just finished reading an article on People.com, my news source, about Dougie Howser, MD (i.e. Neil Patrick Harris) and his beau (i.e. his better half, David Burtka). They recently did a romantical (yes, romantical is a “real” word — google … Continue reading →

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“I’m not gay … BUT five bucks, is five bucks …”

Posted on October 3, 2011 by The.Pretty.One

I imagined him shouting over the soothing base line of “Private Dancer,” his body candy coated in rooty tooty fresh-n-fruity body glitter. After all, school was expensive and well there were those chocolate candies at Neimans’ he loved. I sat … Continue reading →

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