Category Archives: Memories

Agreements Vs. Commitment – Wedding Bands Make Her Dance

Amir, my Persian neighbor is beautiful. No seriously, he is take-your-panties-off … throw caution to the wind … there’s pretty much nothing you could say (or do) short of blasphemy, to make me think you’re unattractive in any shape, form … Continue reading

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“Take Your Panties Off …”

Take Your Panties Off or not. I haven’t written in sometime now … partly due to the fact that I  am 72% positive that I either A. Have a Tape Worm or B. Am experiencing a false pregnancy, as I am … Continue reading

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Quiz In My Pants – THE Top 10 Best Trivia Team Names.

A few weeks ago, I began trying my hand at trivia via a local pub. While the obvious reason for participating in pub debauchery is of course discounted spirits, the not so obvious is a free pass to regress to … Continue reading

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Solve for E(x)

I should probably preface this by saying I’ve NEVER been “good” in math. Never. And by not good, I mean I suck at it. And by I suck at it, I mean until two weeks ago I thought the square … Continue reading

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“I’m not gay … BUT five bucks, is five bucks …”

I imagined him shouting over the soothing base line of “Private Dancer,” his body candy coated in rooty tooty fresh-n-fruity body glitter.  After all, school was expensive and well there were those chocolate candies at Neimans’ he loved. I sat … Continue reading

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If Anyone Asks, We Met at Whole Foods …

The Times Weddings & Celebrations pages are my guilty pleasure. It’s not that I’m one of those girls that sits around day dreaming about her wedding day. I don’t. Or that I may be slightly obsessed with cushion cut diamonds. … Continue reading

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This Might Hurt a Little …

In 1986, one of my favorite shows — well actually, there were two of them. “Reading Rainbow” with Lamar Burton, who coincidentally played Kunta Kentay in Alex Haley’s “Roots” was the first and “Today’s Special” featuring two adults, Sam (who was actually … Continue reading

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