Category Archives: Text Message

Here’s The Thing …

Relationships, and not necessarily romantic relationships, but relationships in general can be a steaming dysfunctional pile of misery and regret. I read a few days ago “that even business relationships can be unhealthy.” In love and in business you have to make … Continue reading

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Friend-tervention: How to Break Up with a FWB (Seriously)

For the two of you who are bored at work read this blog, Apologies for the extended hiatus. I’ve been busy ca$hin’ checks and snappin’ necks and by that I mean I’ve been training introverts to be extroverts. Which sucks … Continue reading

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10 Ways to Stalk errr … “Meet” Mr. Right

1.  The Work Place Stalk.  Kelly Clarkson once said “Find a need and fill it.” I say find a need and fake it.  Say the object of your affection spends the majority of his days begrudgingly pushing briefs at the … Continue reading

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“I’m not gay … BUT five bucks, is five bucks …”

I imagined him shouting over the soothing base line of “Private Dancer,” his body candy coated in rooty tooty fresh-n-fruity body glitter.  After all, school was expensive and well there were those chocolate candies at Neimans’ he loved. I sat … Continue reading

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Mr. Write Now – Creating Mr. Right.

A day and a half into my attempt at a passive aggressive break-up and I’ve already failed — Twice. Once, when I called him earlier today and again when I found myself texting yet another pro for “Gone With the … Continue reading

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Mediocrity Killed the Cat.

As many of you know, and by many of you I mean the proud few that indulge in my occasional cyber rants; I’m “involved” in an ambiguous relationship with a man by the name of NsSA, Not-so-Starving-Artist. I’ve chronicled our … Continue reading

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Go, Means — Go.

On the 19th of March, the moon was as close to the Earth as it has or will be for the next 18 years. A feat that most assuredly comes with cosmic strings attached. An astronomer predicted that the onset … Continue reading

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