Category Archives: Girls Who Like Boys

{EX}piration Dating – 10 Signs It’s Over.

I love legendary R&B Crooner Johnny Mathis. His toffee skin and perfectly quaffed hair are everything. If he were 30 years younger and a heterosexual we’d probably be married … or at least that’s how things play out in my … Continue reading

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… 33 Reasons WE Are Never, Ever Getting Back Together

Over the last month I’ve loved liked and lost … And won a little too. But mostly I learned to be grateful for the peace that comes along with making good decisions for myself. Decisions that remind me that being alone … Continue reading

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Agreements Vs. Commitment – Wedding Bands Make Her Dance

Amir, my Persian neighbor is beautiful. No seriously, he is take-your-panties-off … throw caution to the wind … there’s pretty much nothing you could say (or do) short of blasphemy, to make me think you’re unattractive in any shape, form … Continue reading

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I’m Fake Engaged … To An Astronaut

Recently, I picked up The Hot Mess Express, a ratchatastical new account, that requires in person meetings three times a week. Most of the Hot Mess Expresses are located in the the kind of neighborhoods that make you  carry a … Continue reading

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Solve for E(x)

I should probably preface this by saying I’ve NEVER been “good” in math. Never. And by not good, I mean I suck at it. And by I suck at it, I mean until two weeks ago I thought the square … Continue reading

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10 Ways to Stalk errr … “Meet” Mr. Right

1.  The Work Place Stalk.  Kelly Clarkson once said “Find a need and fill it.” I say find a need and fake it.  Say the object of your affection spends the majority of his days begrudgingly pushing briefs at the … Continue reading

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What’s In A Name …

I just finished reading an article on People.com, my news source, about Dougie Howser, MD (i.e. Neil Patrick Harris) and his beau (i.e. his better half,  David Burtka).  They recently did a romantical (yes,  romantical is a “real” word — google … Continue reading

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