Category Archives: crazy people

Agreements Vs. Commitment – Wedding Bands Make Her Dance

Amir, my Persian neighbor is beautiful. No seriously, he is take-your-panties-off … throw caution to the wind … there’s pretty much nothing you could say (or do) short of blasphemy, to make me think you’re unattractive in any shape, form … Continue reading

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I’m Fake Engaged … To An Astronaut

Recently, I picked up The Hot Mess Express, a ratchatastical new account, that requires in person meetings three times a week. Most of the Hot Mess Expresses are located in the the kind of neighborhoods that make you  carry a … Continue reading

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“Take Your Panties Off …”

Take Your Panties Off or not. I haven’t written in sometime now … partly due to the fact that I  am 72% positive that I either A. Have a Tape Worm or B. Am experiencing a false pregnancy, as I am … Continue reading

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If Anyone Asks, We Met at Whole Foods …

The Times Weddings & Celebrations pages are my guilty pleasure. It’s not that I’m one of those girls that sits around day dreaming about her wedding day. I don’t. Or that I may be slightly obsessed with cushion cut diamonds. … Continue reading

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Ambiguity Breeds Contempt …

  I’ve come to realize my heart is always with the possibility of “we,” schematically speaking. As of late, I’ve spent a considerable amount of time focusing on not repeating the mistakes of relationships past. Last week I composed an open … Continue reading

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Ctrl.Alt.Delete. ~ An Open Letter to the Me I Use to Be.

Every day is like a blank canvas Carving my initials in the planet like I brand it Hand picked to live this life we take for granted ~ The Roots What’s the statute of limitations on do overs? Better yet, … Continue reading

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Date Ja Vu …

We don’t always necessarily find love where we think we will. Sometimes it finds us …          Unfortunately,  I can’t take credit for this sentiment. I caught a lethal case of writers block a few days ago … Continue reading

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