Category Archives: random rants

{EX}piration Dating – 10 Signs It’s Over.

I love legendary R&B Crooner Johnny Mathis. His toffee skin and perfectly quaffed hair are everything. If he were 30 years younger and a heterosexual we’d probably be married … or at least that’s how things play out in my … Continue reading

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Here’s The Thing …

Relationships, and not necessarily romantic relationships, but relationships in general can be a steaming dysfunctional pile of misery and regret. I read a few days ago “that even business relationships can be unhealthy.” In love and in business you have to make … Continue reading

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Agreements Vs. Commitment – Wedding Bands Make Her Dance

Amir, my Persian neighbor is beautiful. No seriously, he is take-your-panties-off … throw caution to the wind … there’s pretty much nothing you could say (or do) short of blasphemy, to make me think you’re unattractive in any shape, form … Continue reading

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“Take Your Panties Off …”

Take Your Panties Off or not. I haven’t written in sometime now … partly due to the fact that I  am 72% positive that I either A. Have a Tape Worm or B. Am experiencing a false pregnancy, as I am … Continue reading

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To Weave or Not to Weave ~ Adventures in Hair Extensions

“It was all a dream, I use to read {Seventeen} Magazine …  {Tyra} and {Naomi C.} up in the limousine … Hangin’ pictures on my wall. Every Saturday Saved By The Bell, Lisa Turtle’s hair was never in a ball”  … Continue reading

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The Savvy Gal’s Guide to Ovulation

I was grabbing dinner last night with Little Lord Farquaad (LLF), a former flame/Frenemy with Benefits, when I suddenly found myself entranced by his dark and lovely facial hair. “Has anyone ever told you, you look like Phillip Michael Thomas?” … Continue reading

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Solve for E(x)

I should probably preface this by saying I’ve NEVER been “good” in math. Never. And by not good, I mean I suck at it. And by I suck at it, I mean until two weeks ago I thought the square … Continue reading

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