Category Archives: 80s Nostalgia

{EX}piration Dating – 10 Signs It’s Over.

I love legendary R&B Crooner Johnny Mathis. His toffee skin and perfectly quaffed hair are everything. If he were 30 years younger and a heterosexual we’d probably be married … or at least that’s how things play out in my … Continue reading

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The Savvy Gal’s Guide to Ovulation

I was grabbing dinner last night with Little Lord Farquaad (LLF), a former flame/Frenemy with Benefits, when I suddenly found myself entranced by his dark and lovely facial hair. “Has anyone ever told you, you look like Phillip Michael Thomas?” … Continue reading

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Quiz In My Pants – THE Top 10 Best Trivia Team Names.

A few weeks ago, I began trying my hand at trivia via a local pub. While the obvious reason for participating in pub debauchery is of course discounted spirits, the not so obvious is a free pass to regress to … Continue reading

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It’s a Madge… Madge World

Don’t Cry for Me … Argentina Madonna. Let me preface this by saying that I am not a sports fan in any shape,  form or fashion.  In fact,  I loathe sports and all things sports related with the exception of … Continue reading

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This Might Hurt a Little …

In 1986, one of my favorite shows — well actually, there were two of them. “Reading Rainbow” with Lamar Burton, who coincidentally played Kunta Kentay in Alex Haley’s “Roots” was the first and “Today’s Special” featuring two adults, Sam (who was actually … Continue reading

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Go, Means — Go.

On the 19th of March, the moon was as close to the Earth as it has or will be for the next 18 years. A feat that most assuredly comes with cosmic strings attached. An astronomer predicted that the onset … Continue reading

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Ambiguity Breeds Contempt …

  I’ve come to realize my heart is always with the possibility of “we,” schematically speaking. As of late, I’ve spent a considerable amount of time focusing on not repeating the mistakes of relationships past. Last week I composed an open … Continue reading

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