Category Archives: Sexy Time

… 33 Reasons WE Are Never, Ever Getting Back Together

Over the last month I’ve loved liked and lost … And won a little too. But mostly I learned to be grateful for the peace that comes along with making good decisions for myself. Decisions that remind me that being alone … Continue reading

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Agreements Vs. Commitment – Wedding Bands Make Her Dance

Amir, my Persian neighbor is beautiful. No seriously, he is take-your-panties-off … throw caution to the wind … there’s pretty much nothing you could say (or do) short of blasphemy, to make me think you’re unattractive in any shape, form … Continue reading

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“Take Your Panties Off …”

Take Your Panties Off or not. I haven’t written in sometime now … partly due to the fact that I  am 72% positive that I either A. Have a Tape Worm or B. Am experiencing a false pregnancy, as I am … Continue reading

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The Savvy Gal’s Guide to Ovulation

I was grabbing dinner last night with Little Lord Farquaad (LLF), a former flame/Frenemy with Benefits, when I suddenly found myself entranced by his dark and lovely facial hair. “Has anyone ever told you, you look like Phillip Michael Thomas?” … Continue reading

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Quiz In My Pants – THE Top 10 Best Trivia Team Names.

A few weeks ago, I began trying my hand at trivia via a local pub. While the obvious reason for participating in pub debauchery is of course discounted spirits, the not so obvious is a free pass to regress to … Continue reading

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“I’m not gay … BUT five bucks, is five bucks …”

I imagined him shouting over the soothing base line of “Private Dancer,” his body candy coated in rooty tooty fresh-n-fruity body glitter.  After all, school was expensive and well there were those chocolate candies at Neimans’ he loved. I sat … Continue reading

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Thyme After Thyme … Clarity Through Cooking.

As of late, I’ve found my life to be a bit uninspired and by “a bit” I mean I’ve been in an F.M.L mood since returning from the worst.holiday.ever a few weeks ago. Originating with a botched flight to Sweet … Continue reading

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Mr. Write Now – Creating Mr. Right.

A day and a half into my attempt at a passive aggressive break-up and I’ve already failed — Twice. Once, when I called him earlier today and again when I found myself texting yet another pro for “Gone With the … Continue reading

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Mediocrity Killed the Cat.

As many of you know, and by many of you I mean the proud few that indulge in my occasional cyber rants; I’m “involved” in an ambiguous relationship with a man by the name of NsSA, Not-so-Starving-Artist. I’ve chronicled our … Continue reading

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Go, Means — Go.

On the 19th of March, the moon was as close to the Earth as it has or will be for the next 18 years. A feat that most assuredly comes with cosmic strings attached. An astronomer predicted that the onset … Continue reading

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